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Jam Demotivational Poster


BOND GIRLS - 50 years later still a lucky bastard


TAGS: bond james bond
Rating: 4.21/5

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Uzi - December 6, 2012, 9:25 pm
The names are similar, and there was a big deal made about a tr*** in the cast, but no one made it clear who at the time, that many could have made your mistake.
Uzi - December 6, 2012, 9:23 pm
You are VERY much mistaken! The woman you speak of is CAROLine Cossey aka Tula. She was one of the girls by the pool. Bond never slept with her in the movie. The mistake is understandable though. CAROLE Bouquet is the WOMAN in the middle picture.
Webspider - May 30, 2012, 7:14 pm
Lucky, Lucky bastard....
Airman - May 23, 2012, 6:35 pm
one shaken martini for you sir
Nissta - May 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
Yo Airman, It is the delectable Barbara Bach from The Spy Who Loved Me and it was Richard Keels "Jaws" first Bond flick
Airman - May 22, 2012, 6:38 pm
Jones Mr. Lord.. Grace Jones. Grace Slick was Jefferson Airplane. Just showed my age there.. amazed I remembered it. Can anyone find Ringo Starr's wife?.. she is up there
spacedog - May 22, 2012, 5:58 pm
Ha! Roger definitely pulled the short straw. The woman in the middle picture of For Your Eyes Only was born a man.
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:40 pm

grace slick...haha roger moore.


DARKNESS - What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP


TAGS: i m rick james b****
Rating: 3.3/5

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Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:12 am
A day in the life of Lil' John.
Krissie - March 9, 2010, 10:22 pm
wait...Isn't that Dave Chappelle?
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
Five b****y Lions! Well played Charlie Murphy!


TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am


TAGS: james kirk star trek parody abrams movie doris
Rating: 2.76/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:12 am
If you're going to retcon, retcon well.
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 8:57 am
Meh. I think it makes the old Star Trek bridge look out of place. Like the Enterprise (seen here) was in a wreck so they had to fly around in a hoopdie later on.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:18 am
I like it. It looks like the old trek made slightly more plausible.
2Hotty - October 28, 2008, 1:04 am
what have they done to the bridge?!?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 3:51 am
Yeah, that's actor Chris Pine, the new Kirk. Movie comes out next May. Zachary Quinto (Sylar on Heroes) plays Spock. I'm psyched, though cautiously so.
Jungie - October 23, 2008, 1:33 am
It's from JJ Abrams' prequel movie.
pro - October 22, 2008, 5:44 pm
Looks like it could be from "Star Wreck" (http://www.starwreck.com/).
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 5:17 pm
Was this a joke or are they really bringing back Star Trek?


DALLAS TEXAS -


TAGS: lebron james day
Rating: 4.85/5

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Bolverk37782 - June 13, 2011, 7:44 pm
WHO??? Never heard of him.


JENNA JAMESON - MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


TAGS: ugly jenna jameson
Rating: 2.8/5
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:10 pm
Someone came out of the closet
MasterMorality - December 1, 2009, 9:02 pm
I don't know about you, but the 'before' isn't actually attractive. It's just f***in' wierd.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:55 pm
The lighting sucks. She's talking. She's probably a decade older (with no wrinkles). And it's not airbrushed. Not poster worthy in the slightest.
temp - October 20, 2009, 10:51 pm
Since quitting p***, she's not getting all the "protein shakes" she needs. Obviously it does the body good, because look at what happens when it's lacking.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 2:50 pm
surgery and being married to tito ortiz
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 10:28 am
Thats called Fantasy/Reality


DARKNESSES - This was before Wesley Snipes.


TAGS: eddie murphy charlie murphy rick james
Rating: 2.53/5

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MashiMashi - July 1, 2012, 10:24 pm
second funniest line he ever said.....anyone notice how lately Charlie is funnier than Eddie


DID YOU SAY - traffic jam?


TAGS: jam
Rating: 4.3/5

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crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:08 pm
Looks more like traffic jelly to me =)


THANK YOU VERY MUCH - I WAS JUST OUT WALKING MY RAT, AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY WAY


TAGS: diamonds are forever james bond
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2012, 10:56 pm
Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.


BANANAS - in pajamas


TAGS: bananas in pajamas
Rating: 3/5

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valkor - February 5, 2011, 2:49 am
made in Australia by the abc.
todd snyder - October 17, 2009, 4:36 pm
I get it - it is a children's TV show from the Philippines - 5 Lions for u!


MYTHBUSTERS -




CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


BOND - James, Bond


TAGS: james bond 007 ownage monkey funny
Rating: 2.08/5

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Hector - May 7, 2009, 4:12 pm
It's Fiben Bolger!
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:17 am
Krusty the clown would be proud or just want to kill him..
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:15 am
Krusty the clone would be proud or just want to kill him..
ANONY - January 1, 2009, 7:45 pm
***yness in a suit
LogicDude - September 23, 2008, 1:54 pm
Cool! Sean Connery is coming back as 007!!!
datnigga - August 11, 2008, 1:24 am
Mr. Teeny with a gun.
Dustin Marthington - August 2, 2008, 12:29 pm
redo the last 4 or 5 brosnan films w/ him, and you couldn't tell the difference.
Barack - April 23, 2008, 10:11 am
Obama... Barack Obama
Dre - April 16, 2008, 1:24 pm
True, but Agent 47 us bald.
PorkFat - April 11, 2008, 12:32 am
Looks more like Agent 47 from a**asin. Bond doesn't carry a 1911 "baller". He carries a Walther PPK.


YEA BOY!!!!! - THAT'S MY JAM


TAGS: thats my jam
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 2:03 pm
I wouldn't **** you Poopy...wait, yes I would - DUH, you're poop - but not in this case. You're right though - and why not Blue Cheese?
Poopalicious - May 19, 2009, 12:45 pm
You're ****tin me right? Eat someone's a** w/jelly or syrup? Why call it that? If it's called a tossed salad, shouldn't ya use some ranch dressing or a little vinaigrette instead? YUK!!!!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 7:45 pm
lol
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 5:28 pm
Teacher: You got a D Jimmy...you know what that means! Jimmy: Nooooooo!!! I don't wanna toss a salad!!! Ima learn to read! Ima leaaaarrrrrnnn!
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 5:27 pm
You've got to hear Chris Rock talk about it - hilarious!!! "We don't need prayer in school, we need the Tossed Salad Man!"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 11, 2008, 4:37 pm
I never heard of the jelly or syrup part. Maybe someone was just being nice to you.
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 4:31 pm
Toss a salad: to eat someone's a** with either jelly or syrup.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 11, 2008, 4:27 pm
Oh h** d***, this is my jam, keep me partyin' till the A.M. Y'all don't understand...
captcoke - November 11, 2008, 4:01 pm
HA something about this poster...dunno what it is, but don't think I've laughed so hard...ever...


WAIT JUST A MINUTE - i want one more picture before i go




SEAN FRAKKIN' CONNERY - Daniel Who? Pierce Who? THERE IS ONLY THE CONNERY!!


TAGS: sean connery 007 james bond
Rating: 3.47/5

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
And the wars never ends.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm
The day is mine, Trebek!


James Gandolfini -




HOW MANY CAN YOU NAME? -


TAGS: connery to craig james bond
Rating: 3.73/5

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steve1961 - August 4, 2012, 1:57 am
george lazenby and timothy dalton.
gas - August 3, 2012, 6:10 pm
connery, don't know, moore don't know, brosnan, craig


ROGER MOORE - Nobody does it half as good as you.


TAGS: roger moore james bond
Rating: 3.27/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 1:06 pm
Sean Connery and Roger Moore are the only two actors to portray 007 as a realistic and likeable character. Daniel Craig is just and annoying Solid Snake / Sam Fisher impersonator who like the guts or character to be either of them.
smalltownguy - May 7, 2011, 3:06 pm
Watch "Boat Trip" then enjoy laughing w/me at this.
jameswnash - October 12, 2010, 1:41 am
Though it probably was not his fault, but the direction they took his bond films
jameswnash - October 12, 2010, 1:28 am
he only englishman who could not portray an english secret agent


BEYOND BIRTHDAY -




EXPECTATIONS - NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE! -


TAGS: james bong expectations
Rating: 4.05/5

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culos - April 26, 2010, 5:05 am
What the kid really thinks is: "Hi Sucker, I sure f***ed up mamma's p**** for you with that big head of mine, didn't I??? Just wait till my puberty kicks in, then you'll really regret you didn't use a condom!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:41 am
I'm just gonna say it....don't post your kids here....they will be ridiculed (we're not nice people) And the tags........Ughhh...the tags...."James Bong?" I hope that was a typo.
TheFSD - April 26, 2010, 12:51 am
FYI, this is my son. He gives this look and rubs his hands together all the time. This was too epic to pass up.


WHATS IMPORTANT IN BED -


TAGS: important bed james bond 007 finger
Rating: 3.68/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 18, 2010, 1:55 am
Well played, good sir.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:13 am
hidden greybeard


BAD INFLUENCES - Man Tiger, I wish Jesse would hurry in the bathroom I gotta pee




DAYS OF WONDER -




Not going anywhere? -


TAGS: traffic jam hell
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - August 19, 2013, 7:44 pm
I wouldn't eat that, LG.
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 7:30 pm

Oh, LOLZ! It's been under the seat for two months and has melted around a bolt, but the wrapper is still intact, so it's gonna be delicious, right? 5 been-there-done-that Ls!~


DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL - They grow up so fast *snif*


TAGS: jameela s got a gun
Rating: 3.56/5

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Reason - December 5, 2009, 9:29 am
i really hope the safety is on 5L


JAMES, KIRK - I'm sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are.




BRITNEY - She wishes she was like Benjamin Button


TAGS: britney trailor trash benjamin b***on wasted
Rating: 3.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 2:55 pm
2007: At least the carpet matched the dra**s.
culos - February 7, 2010, 1:48 pm
I don't know, are there any scans around from before she was born?
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:00 am
When do you think she was at her optimum?
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
OMFG Nazi Grammar are comin' to get me!
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
I's hit N° 2, 3, 4, 5, 9 and 13


THE OTHER TEAM ROCKET - Why don't they get more screentime?




THIS CAT... - was James Bond's greatest enemy. Blofeld was a pussy.




OBEY THE SIGN! - No matter how much Moooooooo offers you to put your hand there... you'll only find shame.


TAGS: jamesons comes from his udders
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - November 9, 2010, 2:44 pm

LOL!!!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 3, 2010, 8:26 am
Bastards!
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 10:45 pm
Awwwwww c'mon. The bastiche is so doggone friendly. What could go wrong?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:43 pm
I was bored in there.
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 8:35 pm
that, as well as a VCR and a laptop i found in there.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:33 pm
Why, pzy... did you pawn it already?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:32 pm
Smells like it.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 8:30 pm
Wristwatch? Does Moooooooooo know Charlie Sheen by any chance?
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 8:29 pm
would you reaaaally want it back?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:23 pm
And with any luck, my wristwatch... anyone? Anyone?


Literally Vs. Figuratively -


TAGS: el james burn in hell
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 12:37 pm
Very clever! I enjoyed the books, but they are cotton candy for the p***erted part of your brain. Nice slam! 5L
GaryO - February 18, 2015, 11:49 pm
good stuff here


GOOD LOOKING -


TAGS: james
Rating: 4.64/5

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NOT TO SOUND SELFISH - but, it's all about me




SWEET QUOTE -


TAGS: 5butjam sweet quote afro samurai
Rating: 3.22/5

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shmoe13 - December 10, 2010, 6:39 pm
nah man its chill
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:43 pm
credit where credit is due... I copied this style of poster from its original creator, Crankyhead.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:03 pm
I just played the demo. It is cool that I posted my first poster with Anime on it, and it made it
shmoe13 - December 6, 2010, 5:00 pm
awesome game, nice job


FREE YOUR MIND - and the rest will follow


TAGS: benjamin franklin rnr quote
Rating: 1.88/5

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Meep - June 6, 2009, 6:18 pm
"Be color blind; Don't be so shallow" Because only racists think The One is full of ****?
Katrina - January 6, 2009, 3:06 pm
Oooo la la Oooo la la Oooo la la Oooo la la...
aPauling - September 2, 2008, 11:34 am
Be color blind; Don't be so shallow


CREATION - Building Bigger Than Nature Intended Just Means She'll Hit Back Harder


TAGS: 5butjam demotivation london pollution
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - February 14, 2013, 10:14 pm
BRAVO
5butjam - February 14, 2013, 9:45 pm
I love the picture I used, took it from http://xmegalopolisx.deviantart.com/ I'd recommend him for some beautiful architectural ph**ography


INSEPARATABLE - The Hyneman and his Beret


TAGS: jamie hyneman beret
Rating: 3.9/5

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ICEMAN - June 10, 2011, 12:08 am
Understood.
house - June 10, 2011, 12:07 am
that would be mOustache
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:59 pm
You mistook my comment. I simply said that the Hyneman is known equally as well for the 'mustache'.
house - June 9, 2011, 11:45 pm
Iceman - speeling fail on the comment. I've enver heard of Inseparatable - Inseperable maybe but not inseparatable
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:38 pm
Don't forget the mustache. 4L


NAIVE - You were surprised to find out your tatted-up, motorcycle-mechanic husband who's been married twice, once to a porn star, and was sued for over $800,000 for fraud... cheated on you?


TAGS: sandra bullock jesse james cheater
Rating: 3.71/5

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Jmac0585 - March 31, 2010, 12:23 pm
Wives... who needs 'em! What was that?? I gotta go...
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 12:21 pm
I just asked the wife, she told me to go for it too! I don't think she was serious though.
Jmac0585 - March 31, 2010, 11:58 am
I agree, go get 'er Jake.
Bovee - March 31, 2010, 11:51 am
very true. oh well best of luck to you jake. go get her.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:39 am
Whatever, she's available again right? Nice! Is my tie on stright?


MATHEMATICS -


TAGS: benjamin peirce would be proud
Rating: 3.61/5

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HammerofHeeb - July 14, 2010, 2:44 pm
For the demotivated, 30 beers in a 30 rack of Keystone.


GOLLUM - Went to CNN after The Lord of the Rings




PIERCE BROSNAN - He is James Bond


TAGS: pierce brosnan bond james
Rating: 2.79/5
Fleet - June 26, 2009, 10:32 pm
LIES!!! Mr Dalton all the way!
Bunny - April 30, 2009, 6:14 am
Connery for sure, but Daniel Craig is doing a mighty fine job too. Mr B looks the part but hasn't got what it takes really.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 12:28 am
Connery was the ultimate Bond......1 Lion


ORIGINAL - The one and only James bond


TAGS: james bond sean connery pierce brosnan
Rating: 2.35/5

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Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 6:43 pm
Oh for f*** sake - here http://homepages.woosh.co.nz/davross/demotivators/ happy now???
Guest - May 1, 2009, 11:11 am
cropping over my picture eh?..and Connery was not the original,so get your facts straight first.
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 12:50 am
Ohhh. Really? ****. Fail. Epic Fail. Sigh.
BuZZbomb - April 30, 2009, 11:57 pm
He was in fact, not, the first to play Bond on film. Actor Barry Nelson(American) played him on film in a 1954 version of 'Casino Royale' for the "Climax Mystery Theatre"
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 11:45 pm
I think he was the first to play bond on film was he not?
BoneCD - April 30, 2009, 11:38 pm
Connery was not the original


WHEN JENNY ATE JENNA - it was in a Vegas bathroom Not faking one in a diner with silly Billy watching.




JESUS TOAST - He shed his raspberry jam for you.




RECURSION - is everywhere there is recursion...




Tony Soprano -




Camaraderie -


TAGS: cars traffic jam idiot
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 4:09 pm

That should have been ceases.Geeeezzzzz.
lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 4:08 pm

I carried this flag today! It never ceaces to amaze me how inattentive the average driver is. They fail to see lane-merge signs going into construction that's been there for weeks, then wonder why I pretend they are invisible when they try to cut me off.


"WHEN WE DO FANTASY... - ...we must not lose sight of reality." -Walt Disney.


TAGS: joker reality fantasy james holmes
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 8, 2013, 2:28 pm
Thank you, forseti. A bit of a touchy subject, wasn't sure if it was going to approved. Approved by Motifake no problem. Approved by my wife... eh, not so much. Probably because she works at a movie theater, lol.
forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:19 pm
great combination of the quote with this picture! 5L


NOTHING - Can come between a man and his liquor.


TAGS: mooo jameson its delicious drinking problem
Rating: 4.83/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 3:39 pm
I love this poster!....and I miss drinking....At least I don't wake up n**** in your moms front garden anymore.....
Reality Lord - November 12, 2010, 5:55 pm

i love these!!!
CoolioIndeed - November 10, 2010, 11:27 pm
Haw*
CoolioIndeed - November 10, 2010, 11:27 pm
I don't remember expecting anything from you, Ham. Sowweee.
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:46 pm
Seriously You Expect Way Too Much Brain Power from Me... I say What I Mean.... No Fooling Around...
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 8:31 pm
is that a rhetorical question?
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:26 pm
You Just Get Me Don't You :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2010, 8:25 pm
LMAO!!!!! Funny poster. 5l
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
When all you have is Motifake and masturbation.....The day is easily made.
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:21 pm
Made My day 5ls
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
Only one flaw... there were 3 barrels left. Unless they had embarked within the last 6 hours, they'd have already been down to one barrel. 5L


Rest in Peace, Tony -




JAKARTA JAM - Chivers Brand


TAGS: jam
Rating: 4.75/5

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TRUTH - The only way to be free is to take the ride


TAGS: jamie
Rating: 4.5/5

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WORLD WAR Z, FIFTH WAVE - Guess where they're serving the all-you-can-eat zombie buffet?




Every Day at Seans House -


TAGS: james bond goldfinger
Rating: 3.75/5

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lgvernon - April 25, 2014, 10:42 pm

I see kitties...kittieskittieskitties. Similac has that effect on me.
MissPriss - April 25, 2014, 2:19 pm
lg...wanna share whatever it is that's got you seeing all them faces? I see one face and a vahoohoo.
lgvernon - April 24, 2014, 1:33 pm

I really like the pseudo-catface images throughout this.


WHAT’S IMPORTANT IN OLD AGE -




PATRICIA'S MONKEY -


TAGS: pointillism cooling tower conjoined twins henry winkler jameson s role model warm beaver monkey spank camera spike croissant cameron ferris bueller red wings indian food phallic red dwarf triumph
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
Sigh.... yeah, that's the stuff...ish.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
I remember this one. Comment nostalgia.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:01 pm
Used MWLF as the beginning of each line and named the 4 posters he surpassed.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I created this one.... it's too poetic and full of high-school level hidden meaning. aka: crap
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 10:58 pm
There is always this one.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:24 am
Donkadonk!!! Woot wooot!!!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Where the air is free to....why is Trashes dog EYEBALLING ME??????? I've paid rent this month.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Isn't it nice to let loose the bonds of politics and racism, and get back to the peace of monkies and badonkadonk?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:21 am
Ooops. This isn't pat's. I mean I like it here, but I'm a purist ... at least when it comes to drinking water, and p***.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:19 am
Politics, religion, race, oyyyy ... hey, bring on 'dem monkeys ....
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:55 am
rev psych fails again!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:50 am
Just don't comment on this poster please
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:46 am
Oh, but they are, and I love them for it!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:44 am
It's a nic for people who come here just to stir up **** even when nobody is paying attention.
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:39 am
The South Park Timmies or the Mr. Wizard Timmies?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:37 am
wow the timmies are out tonight!
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 3:13 am
At least you spelled it right. Nite brother.
MO- - June 28, 2009, 3:10 am
Trash? MOOOOO? I'm out! Youz guyz have a good'n! As a well spoken sports anouncer on PTI says......GOOD NIGHT CANADA!!!
MO- - June 28, 2009, 2:56 am
PIG!!!! OOOOT!! OOOOOT!!! pig, pig, pig!!!! Wut, wuuuuut!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:54 am
I know its probably supposed to be a dog but i have always imagined the little brown curly tailed guy in the foreground to be a pig.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:52 am
From here I can see Bacon, Monkey, And Korean food
MO(nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:51 am
BACON!!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:49 am
nah this is timmy style c'mon everybody there's a monkey party in the bustle!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
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mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
Your dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
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moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
You're dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:44 am
And so it begins
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am
Tag, You're it.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:42 am
I think it would be just ducky if this poster was #1 in comments, but that could never happen with an obscure, "not exactly gut busting" poster like this. Could it?
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:36 am
I dunno. The a** monkey FTW
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:35 am
I will now publicly appologize to pat....SWEATER MONKEYS RULE!!!
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:29 pm
Speakin of surreal aggy...I need some consistency in my MOtifaking! I'm not happy with the new changes...
MO - June 14, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ag, I love the place mat idea!! I'munna steal it, and make me a mouse pad! Maybe two......meese pads?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:23 pm
It was all of us!!! The tags serve as cliff-notes for those who don't want to fully immerse themselves into what got this poster where it's at... a time capsule, of sorts.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:57 pm
I think I know where Patricia keeps his little cage. No if anyone wants me, I have to go back and finish reading the tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:44 pm
man Aggy you really summed it up perfectly, I'm proud to be included. Truth is, I haven't been a part of a movement so huge since the holocau.........I've said too much.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow! I'm very honored, agdaniele! So is Patricia's Monkey ( hey, that could be a band name!) I didn't know you could have so many tags! In the future, I will be sure to abuse the tag feature. Hehe, warm beaver.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:13 pm
This is very nice, Agd. Love the tag-art, too.
MO - June 14, 2009, 6:59 pm
5 blue pills!!!! And when I get to work tommorrow, 5 red ones!!!


GAG REFLEX -




VANITY - -I'm The Only Person In This World That Matters




THE GREATEST MEAL OF YOUR LIFE - Holy Mary, Mother of Marmalade, pray for us breakfast-skippers, now and at the hour of our staff meeting when OH MY GOD are we hungry. Amen.




BENJAMIN BREEG - Benjamin Breeg=Nicolae Ceausescu The reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg=Robert Mugabe It makes perfect sense...




O.K. MR. RANDI - Just what is this?


TAGS: jersey devil well known skeptic james randi
Rating: 1.7/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 9, 2010, 6:33 pm
It aint smaller zan a chipmunk. it aint bigger zan a moose, or stronger zan a bear. not faster than an ELK or more agile zan a mountain lion. Smarter than a human, of more inuitive zan a wort-hog, All of wot i've seen rotting on the side of the highway
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 9, 2010, 6:26 pm
Itz not as if I don't bele in it. it's just zat if it exists an dlives in the forest its been run over fleeing a FOREST FIRE. If it aint been road kill it doesn't exist.


WHERE IN THE UNIVERSE - has James Tiberius Kirk gone to?


TAGS: james tiberius kirk universe star trek rnr
Rating: 1.52/5

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RnR - August 6, 2008, 7:22 am
no guts, no glory :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 6:16 pm
RnR, I have this pic in my hard drive, and I considered making a poster out of it for like 2 milliseconds before thinking I would only get nerdtrashed for it. You win a million trekkie points. I salute you. (nice Carmen Sandiego ref btw)


ASSAULT & BATTERY - The reason you still have a night light.


TAGS: ryan james
Rating: 1.43/5

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sir rodger moore tribute -




CLARITY -


TAGS: eljames quote kissing frogs humor
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - June 22, 2016, 8:40 am
LOL real good ^^^^^Up


Dahmer Brand Jam -


TAGS: jam label fail
Rating: 5/5

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SanityFree - August 30, 2016, 5:51 pm
I think he just wore their skin and made trophies. Try Cambodian flavor instead.
JesusWept - August 29, 2016, 10:04 am
BTW wasn't id Ed Gein who used to eat old ladies?
JesusWept - August 29, 2016, 10:03 am
LOL real nice. ^^^^^Up


Lebron James -




DRUNKEN BUDDIES -


TAGS: nba courtside lebron james king
Rating: 4.43/5

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MashiMashi - December 25, 2015, 11:52 am
Well there be any residue PTSD that makes it's way into the boudoire, I mean after having King James roll around her will her 508 135lbs Golf championship husband be a let down.
MissPriss - December 19, 2015, 8:05 pm
Tee hee
MissPriss - December 19, 2015, 8:05 pm
Tee hee


Fiddy Shades -




Lebron James -


TAGS: nba basketball james lebron cavaliers
Rating: 3.5/5

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blesic - June 8, 2015, 10:57 pm
Thank you.
mizzdizz - June 5, 2015, 7:37 pm
Oh GAWWWD!! Too funny!! I was a scrawny little band geek!!! There were 3 kids that would invite us out to play in that voice. We were smart. We'd set ***by traps! Nough said! 5L!
paulmitchell - June 5, 2015, 2:38 pm
holy cow! that is the largest snot locker I've ever seen!!!! truly a booger machine!!!


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